Monday, November 02, 2009

Capstone 2 jokes

If you enjoy really bad humor..... these are SOME of the Knock Knock jokes
put in Excel Capstone 2. Enjoy (...or not)!

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you came-a-knockin'?


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Toby!! I'm going to bite you! ROAAAAR!!


Knock-knock
Whos there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke


knock-knock.
Who's there?
Taurus.
Taurus who?
You just Taurus off!


Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!


knock knock…who's there?
Boo…
boo who?
Stop being a baby.


Knock-Knock.
Whos There?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say bananas!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Allstate! It's in your hands!


Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad to see me?


KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!


Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Ida.
Ida Who?
Ida know!


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
me.
Me who?
YaWhoooooo?


Who's there?
A little girl
A little girl Who?
A little girl who can't reach the door bell.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?

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